Uncanny escapades of S Mouse X

A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS.

Is there a feeling you get when you look to the west? Is your spirit crying for leaving? In your dreams do you see rings of smoke through the trees? Heard the voices of those who stand looking? Does it make you wonder?

(Do you remember laughter?)

Then book a visit today to the isles of the blessed! Just an easy day's journey away from anywhere, the land of the young, tír na nÓg, will be the holiday of a lifetime. You'll never want to leave! You never will leave!

Simply get in our convenient boat and set off to the west: you can't miss it! It's just out of sight. It's always just out of sight.

And why not take advantage of our special offer! Are your children lumpy and unattractive? Are they covered in snot? whining continuously? endlessly demanding food? Then bring them with you and we will transform them into beautiful, snot-free creatures who will never whine, demand food or indeed make any sound at all. With attractive cat-like eyes and pointy ears they'll be the envy of your friends and family!

This message brought to you by the Glittering Gold company in conjunction with the Hy Brasil organisation. All offers are final. May bite. Not safe in churches. No returns accepted. Telecaster not included.

S MOUSE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE CLEAR HIS AGREEMENT WITH HIS SPONSORS INCLUDES NO RESTRICTIONS ON THE NATURE, SCOPE OR CONCLUSIONS OF HIS RESEARCH AND NO REQUIREMENT TO ENDORSE THEM OTHER THAN THE INCLUSION OF THIS AND ONE MORE SPONSORED MESSAGE.