Heretical discoveries of S Mouse XXII

(Disposer of His Explosive Meritocracy)

ARTEFACT OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN. SEARCH RESUMED TODAY, DISCOVERY OF THIS OBJECT APPROX MID-DAY BY NATIVE MOUSE. AS WE NOW HAVE COME TO EXPECT IT APPEARS WEATHERED BUT WAS NOT PRESENT TWO DAYS AGO. IT APPEARS DISTURBINGLY SIMILAR TO LINEAR ACCELERATOR BEAM PIPE. I HAVE ASKED FOR RADIATION MONITORING EQUIPMENT TO BE SENT. LOCAL MICE ARE ANXIOUS TO UNDO BOLTS AND SEE WHAT IS CONTAINED WITHIN: I HAVE ADVISED AGAINST THIS.

RESULTS NOT YET RECEIVED FROM ANALYSIS OF FOOD, WATER: EXPECTED TOMORROW.

TIME DISTORTIONS APPEAR ABSENT TODAY.

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