Brian and James

I'm in Asda and I'm passing the fish counter when I spot they have some quite yummy looking Sea Bream in. Right i'll have two of those please says I.

"Which two?" says the woman at the counter.

"That pair will do fine", says me waving vaguely towards the fish.

At this point she turns to her colleague and says
"Jean, that's Brian and James away!!"

"Ach that's a shame", says the colleague.

I'm looking a bit perplexed here by now. "So what are the other ones called?"

"Oh thats Tom and Jason, is there anything else you are after?"

"Ehm...." says me, "I'll have two fillets of undyed smoked haddock".
She starts to package them up and I ask, "So what are they called?"

"Oh they don't have names, the haven't got heads....."

I swear by whatever god is nearby that this is true!!