The Wretched One Gets a Makeover

I think Charlotte Tilbury should look to her laurels.
As you can see, I have done stunning work with little more than a big brush
(i thought it was kinder to keep the trowel out of shot), a paper bag and a felt tip.

As I explained to TWO there's no need for all the pricey nonsense.
I've done wonders with her eyes, most women would die for lashes like those.