Seriously?

You call these clothes?  I thought it was underwear at first. They look terrible things for any woman of any age to wear. I was on my way to the Vodafone shop to change my contract to unlimited data. The Satnav on my phone was using it all up on holiday.
The woman in Specsavers made me laugh. I asked if they removed earwax in the audiology section. The answer was yes £55 for one or two ears. I said I’d bring both ears then to which she had to laugh herself. Who’d have thought a trip to Stockport could entertain us all morning.