You Crack Me Up

The loss yesterday of my lovely commodious Aldi bag I use to take my swimming gear to the beach rankled with me enough to make me slither out of bed earlier than I would have liked this morning and  catch a bus to the Aldi at Cameron Toll which opens at 8am and buy 2 replacements at 65p each. 
I had a choice of  3 colourways each with a different saying . The red one which said SWEETIE PIE was rejected out of hand , the blue one has SAY CHEESE on it  and the yellow one I choosing to use now is my blip for today. I think you could say I have definitely cracked the problem.