Sail away with me

We got back to the hotel at 1am.

We went up to our new room and found it to be exactly the same except the other way round. It was dark so we couldn’t see the pool.

We got to bed and at 0145 were both woken by screams and splashing … The Glasgow flight had obviously arrived and the new occupants delirious with excitement had
Spotted their pool and jumped straight in.

Thankfully they climbed almost immediately out and went to bed.

Then at 230 am. It happened all over again. Manchester flight had arrived. They were so excited. They both did a couple of lengths and then retired.

And heavens above. What happened next

Grunt……. Grunt….. grunt ….

Give me strength. Not only swimming but sex…

I was about to get up and scream over the wall at them when I realised the grunts were coming from the fridge.

I crawled back under the covers in embarrassment and fell asleep.