Udder Nonsense!

Going by the farm, I spotted these beautiful cows on the side of the road. I was excited to see them so close to the road, so I stopped the car and walked over to them to get a good shot. First they looked at me with a curious gaze and then, to my surprise they began to speak to me!! I couldn't believe it!

They all started coming out with these jokes!


Q: Did you hear about the snobby cow?
A: She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

Q: What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
A: Beef-flat

Q: What do cows wear in Hawaii?
A: Moo- moos

Q: What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
A: Decalfenated

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