You know you'll get me. You know you'll get me

I am the controller of all monies in the office.  

When my Boss, the Group CFO,  wants to go traveling he has to ask me very nicely for currency. 

I only allow him currency if he will sign my promissory note which I like to incorporate details of my fabulousness and which he has to  agree with before he gets any money. 

It makes me howl with laughter. 

I have a whole drawer of these. .