stolen land

for sale: iphone 4s, 16 gigs, one careless owner, recently cleaned and reconditioned, in the washing machine, along with the sheets off the bed, now sadly, no longer working.
also, same lot: one teenage girl, cast adrift from the world, unable to communicate with anyone, unable to get out of bed without the alarm on my phone

any offers?

oh, and, its all my fault. luckily for her i organised some phone insurance about 2 weeks ago, via my bank.