IT'S A SAIR FECHT!

When it's a November day in May; sleet an' howlin' wind ye've juist tae tak yer chaunce o' gettin' a blip sae ah peered ower the Tesco car park wa' an seen this backside o' the Kirk. Sae says ah tae masel: That'l juist aboot dae wi' a wheen o' tartin' up. Aye weel then whit dae ye think?

Hope you understand the above-- you see Olive's out and I have had a glass of wine; in that situation I often revert to my second language! Better compose myself I think I hear her car!!