Flight of the Kiwi

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Lisa Brown is here! She came over for Xmas and has taken a short break to come visit us in Paraparaumu!

It's odd. Whenever people come to visit here they talk about how peaceful and calming it is. This is despite - or perhaps because of - all of the animals rampaging around our garden and the strange measures we have put in place to stop them fighting with each other.

Lisa mocked us, of course. But she seems very relaxed. We've had the usual Lisa chat, including the gem that she doesn't like to go somewhere for beauty treatments if she's also having a Brazilian there. 

"It just seems wrong to mix your vagina up with other things," is how she put it. 

Caro took Lisa for a drive around the neighbourhood and then to a place called The Waterfront for seafood while we watched the blue sea under the cloudless sky.

Aaaaaaand we're back. It's like 1999 again. Caro and Lisa watching reality tv and music videos and criticising celebrities. It took them less than 5 minutes to slip right back into Y2K mode.

S.