Come into the Garden

By aprecious

Not speaking

Maud: mumble, mumble...

Pud: If you expect a conversation, you'll need to speak clearly.

Maud: mumble, mumble

Pud: I mean it. I'm not conversing with a dog with a ball in its mouth. I am a cat!

Maud: Yeah, whatever. I'm the cat's pyjamas. So there.

Pud: And you think that's better?

Maud: I'd rather be pyjamas than just a cat. Pyjamas rock. Sleep rocks. Bedtime rocks. I rock!

Pud: Don't they put you away for that kind of thing?

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