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I stopped beside the fence to take a photo of a very small black calf. As I got my phone out, it took one look at me and dodged behind its very large black mum. At the same time its mum's pals noticed me and headed, slowly and purposefully, towards the fence - and me. I couldn't help speculating that if they had all just leaned on the fence it would have lain down and we'd all be having a party...

I took my photo and left. You can't see the calf ...