The Culprit

This is a bit of a follow on from yesterdays Blip.

Here is the Culprit............because of him I.....

1. Have all my pockets and bags stuffed with doggie bags

2. Have to clean up his mess (poo) whilst he swishes his tail and goes to greet another dog (I feel like a servant).

3 Have to bathe him when he rolls in dead fish or is just so full of sand its ridiculous.

4. Have to take him for walks when I really don't feel like it.

5. Pay a fortune for vet bills and only the best grub will do.

I could go on for another 20 points blah blah!
In fact and come to think of it does any one want to buy a cheap Schnauzer?