Would you like to watch the kidnapping?

I ran across yet another movie set today. The "security" guard at the entrance to the parking lot excitedly told me that the movie was about a woman in an intolerable marriage was staging her own kidnapping.

With a surreptitious glance to each side, he leaned forward and whispered, "Would you like to stay and watch the kidnapping?"

I thanked him for the offer but sped home because....it's wing night, Tomorrow's a holiday so wings tonight instead.

As you can see, I had a full day.


Ah well...