Thursday

I was on duty today as an invigilator in the first round of the Stromness Cat Weighing Competition.  Milo is being weighed.  Controversially he has been allowed back in this year after last year’s ban for taking illegal substances.  This year he has been training at altitude – on top of the pierhead phone box.
 
Whilst this was going on I noticed Lady F stravaiging in the street outside, I set out to find her.  She told me there had been a meeting of Blippers inside the Cat Charity Shop.  Much to my alarm Lady F informed me that she is thinking of taking up snooker.
 
Latest news from the Carehome is that the Home janny was in my Mum's room to replace a light bulb and she told him to bugger off.  Apparently, he didn’t hang about.
 
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