Waiting... Waiting...

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

This is Punky, patiently waiting for the return of Caro, who got back from Mount Maunganui today.

It does not sound like the most relaxing of trips, and I think she was relieved to be home.

Fortunately, I made a fuss. She got a corporate cab all the way from the airport so no stressing with trains/luggage. And I bought her a nice coffee which was awaiting her on her side table. AND I bought her some of her favourite biscuits. AND dinner was all ready to go. AND I'd downloaded all her favourite tv shows. 

No you may NOT marry me. I am TAKEN.

Do try to contain your disappointment.

S.