Chick Flick

By Flick

For Scarlett O'Hara

Poor Scarlett has crash landed back to the uk with her elephantine, infected,yellow pus filled legs.

51 mosqitoes dared to invade the borders of her realm.
Not only did she develop an allergic reaction to these bites but they got infected too.
She was prescibed anti -biotics and therefore was NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK.
Back in this country she is now staying at a friends house recuperating for the final leg (guffaw) of her journey tomorrow.
She developed side effects to the anti-biotics and came off them for 24hrs. She got herself to an unknown GP in Epsom (where she is staying) who was well impressed with the bites. He prescribed 2 more lots of anti-biotics and some cream and told her to keep moving as much as possible (snort) if she sits down to watch T.V tonight he said get up and walk around during the adverts she told him she is going to watch the B.B.C.
This picture is of a bunch of flowers I got in readiness for her return but since that won't be until tomorrow they are mine now.
The flowers come from a new shop on the Wellingborough Road called Nikyosh subtitle -dare to be different- Well we do don't we Scarlett?


Information of interest Barbados has NO malaria. (got that Scarlett? NO MALARIA)
Barbados has American medicine and the antibiotics she was prescibed are 'new developement' pooh pooed as rubbish by our GP here in Northampton and the GP in Epsom

SEE YOU TOMORROW BUT DON'T TOUCH ME
lots of love Chick Flick


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