Nasty Fudge Choir

My Dear Princess and Dear Friends,

I am just USELESS today. I feel worn out and every day as old as my 52 and three-quarter years. 

It's not a hangover. No, really. I did drink a lot of wine yesterday but I was very sensible and paced myself with lots of sparkling water. And I haven't thrown up on ANYTHING all day. 

It's just a physical bone-tired-ness. So all I am fit for on this Easter Monday is Wordle. 

You will note I have given you my starter words in the title. People are funny about giving away their starter words. Some people refuse to discuss them. Asking people their starter words is like asking them how much they earn or if they are circumcised. 

Meanwhile others FORCE their starter words on you. "ARISE," they say. "You MUST use ARISE, you are an IMBECILE if you don't start with ARISE. In addition I make 7.50 an hour plus tips and my willy is intact plus tip."

"Use RENTS," said Manda to me recently. "Really, RENTS is the best. You should use RENTS."

She then went on to get "SNOUT" in just three attempts, thereby proving her point. But this was just pure luck, so far as I could see.

Meanwhile, Shenée's Craig is a RESIN man. But I stick with NASTYFUDGECHOIR and if they yield little then I might try PLUMB or VOWEL. But I'm really in trouble if you see a VOWEL.

That is all for today. Now I shall return to moving little and whimpering softly.

S.