Places I cannot afford to live No. 14,389,451

New Town, Edinburgh. Parking is at a premium, which is why there are two yellow lines up the tunnel in case some yahoo thinks it a nice dry place to park his Humvee. Interested to see an environmental lobby (Tyre Extinguishers) have roamed the New Town and targeted SUVs and 4x4s and let the air out of their tyres and left an explanatory leaflet.

What do I think? Well a degree of ambivalence. Daring, no damage done, just major inconvenience and point made. Who needs a Chelsea tractor in the town? In reality if you own a £2 million town house you are not taking an electric bike to Waitrose. If they target a vehicle once, I am tempted to say OK, point made. Repeated attacks then I'd lock the fekkers up.