"Best of three?"

The other two are:-
1. Repeatable.
2. Vastly improvable.
3. This one HOPEFULLY Never repeated.

My new next-door neighbour, another ex-Fireman, is about my age BUT vastly worse off, moving only with two elbow crutches as a result of a Stroke + more; sufficiently bad that his wife is Carer.

I went out, for some reason or other, today and found both out there; a bit of a natter was, of course, inevitable, she was busy, Dog-Poo Harvesting.  See where they were before they were moved?
The plus side - the little B*****s no longer do it on our front lawn.