Pain Relief

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Eldest Mini Princess,

The Prince and I went to a posh dinner dance tonight. It was the first time I have worn heels in over 2 years. There was moaning*.

Me (arriving at the venue): “You have to hold my hand. I can barely walk in these fkrs. I’m going to have to take them off later.”

Fast forward 4 hours and a few drinks later.

Me (still wearing the shoes and literally jumping up and down on the dance floor): “I’M MR BRIGHTSIDE”.

C

*The Prince naively asked “Can’t you just wear more comfortable shoes?”

Me: “PRETTY SHOES DON’T COME IN COMFORTABLE.”