Somebody's mocking my gunboat

It's little wonder the DIY never gets done. No sooner have you started slopping dark grey undercoat all over the front door than some wag comes along taking the piss asking when the war starts, will we be sinking the Belgrano etc etc. And it doesn't matter how often you say "it's an undercoat" the 'jokes' just keep on coming. Well, it's done now. Some time in the next 9 years the top coat will get done. Nae rush.

Otherwise, it was only the Dennis Challenge, a trip to B&Q and now another trip to the shop for some yeast to make rubbish bread. And maybe a wee ale. I've earned it.

That's odd. It looked OK in the preview.