Architecturally askew

I have seen a few framed photographs in shops of architectural details. The shots are taken at an angle so not straight on, square cropped and converted into B&W. This is my interpretation.

Waited in this morning for a man to come and look at our ovens. On the main oven the clock/timer stopped working. He swapped it out and then broke one of the buttons so he has to come back and replace that. The combination microwave and oven he managed to fix the door hinge, brought the wrong spare seal and discovered there was something else wrong; it's going to be expensive. Bugger.