Oh nooooo ...

Ok so it was late; ok so I didn't have a blip ready; ok so I was emotionally shattered after giving a rambling rose which had become intimidating and flowerless last year a right good pruning; ok .... I didn't mean to miss a day ... I mean I couldn't sleep last night

But, to use a phrase loved by politicians and others skilled at evading responsibility, it wisnae me ... see, look, that's proof, right?