Dog Bites Back

My name is Archie and I'm taking over JournoJan's Blip tonight to put it on the record that I am a Lean Mean Burst Baw-Lovin' Machine at the peak of my powers (Alpha Maw says I am 17 and a half in human time).
My intervention comes in the wake of shock allegations by my Alpha's sister that I am a Fat Bassa.
As you can see from this pic, I am as lean as a butcher's dog. A compact 30kg at the last count.
Thank you for your time.