Anyone for a game of pooker?

Diana and Jack playing pool on the first night of our anniversary weekend break. At one point, Matthew and Anna were playing snooker when Anna got her words mixed up and called it pooker. just one of several 'big spoon' moments over the weekend:

~ Matthew when asked by the waiter coffer, tea? responded by repeating the words coffee tea
~ Andrew when asked if he wanted coffee or tea responded yes please
~ Andrew when asked what he wanted for dinner, responded tomato soup which he knew was a self service starter
~ and me asking for pork and duck when it was just pork with a plum sauce (duck and plum go together, or at least that's my excuse)