Pixtures at an Exhibition

A
Hello dahling

B
Hi there

A
Isn’t this adorable?
Look at its form and shape

B
Yes. It’s a grand head of cabbage. Boil it with the oul ham hocks and a few shpuds. And it’ll be grand

A
Shpuds!! Is this a new emerging artist

B
Don’t think so. But the word on the street is that you can cook them in cream and garlic and call them gratin. Sure it’s French and you know what that crowd are like for the grub. Sure you wouldn’t better them


A
But it’s so greeeeen - you are the kwindiseneshal Irish person, dahling, I just know you will relate

B
Em, not sure. You do know that they are on special in the House of Lidl this week for 49 cent

A
Lidl! Is this an new emerging agency for the promotion of contemporary art and the hipster must have


B
Lidl!
Well like anything in life, dahlin, it’s whatever you want it to be