There's snow on them thar hills!

Greetings from Ayr! Despite my photo taken while passing through hilly bits, I reckon it's warmer up here than Birmingham.

I doubt I'll make it to the pub later as getting up at 5am for the first time in weeks nearly killed me off. I shall see. The TV is quite good tonight with Emmerdale, two episodes of Corrie and Masterchef. Dearie me! I am sounding like a right old bag.

There was only one minor disaster today. I went to Burger King and forgot to ask to have no horrible green things on my horsecheeseburger. I think they are gherkins. I don't even think gherkins like other gherkins! Yuck!

I had to eat two Toffee Crisps afterwards to take the taste away.

In other news, I have put some suet balls out for the tits here. They were delighted and showed their appreciation by s****ing down the living room window. Mom is not pleased as Joe (the window cleaner) is not due for another week. As this is an upside down house with the living room upstairs, it's not in the easiest place to clean. I personally think it was a pigeon as the streak is far too big for one of those little birds. Mom is not convinced though.

Track? I wanted something to do with electricity and blue skies. Ah yes! - Mr Blue Sky