The Husband

My Dear Princess and Dear Friends,

Tonight, I was "the husband". Caro went to dinner with one of her doctors, a psychiatrist who she placed in Papamoa and so I accompanied her. 

It was all right. You know? All right. 

To me, I thought the doctor was a bit dull. A bit moany. I think if she were my shrink I would probably find it unsatisfying. She likes cats. Other than that, I was a bit bored. 

Tch. I'm so judgy when it comes to people, aren't I? Just because she wasn't right there with the fart and willy jokes. 

But Caro looked lovely tonight, and she was very grateful I came with her. PLUS I got Korean sticky chicken* and a steak. 

Ya know? Sometimes I'm just The Husband.

S.

* Not only fun to eat, but fun to say!