Boris

Oh you know - this one.

Another day, another thousand telephone calls, I'm quite a popular chap to talk to.  I even got roped into a long and scary conference that had nothing to do with me.

I find it amazing that regardless of how often I say "This has nothing to do with me" when something has NOTHING to do with me, people seem to understand that as "Gosh, I'm so excited to have the chance to solve a problem that is in an area I know nothing about - that's just what I need when I have a thousand other things to do - oh, look at that, that problem comes from another team altogether, but you know what, why don't you just ignore me and keep babbling on - that's sounds like a really useful waste of everyone's time."

A happy bunny I was not.

Try doing that for 9 hours.  It's hilarious.  And do you know how much I complain?  I don't because no-one can hear that either.

Wenn der Klügere immer nachgibt, regieren die Dummen die Welt.

Or

When the smarter one always gives in, the stupid ones rule the world

Not the world but certainly mine.