Cheesec**k

My Dear Princess and Dear Friends,

Feefs and Caro have become obsessed with trying this cheesecake. This is after Feefs' friend Tam described it as "the best thing I've had in my mouth except c*ck".

"I have to try it now," said Feefs.

"Well I don't want any," I said, interrupting their conversation. 

They just laughed at me. 

So Caro has been talking about "c*ck-flavoured cheesecake" ever since. Obviously, I had to get it for her and she immediately took a picture and sent it to Feefs. 

In other news, today I held, "Shenée's Ooh La La 'Ow You Say Francais Apres-midi du Filme".

We were supposed to watch, "The Tall Blonde Man With One Black Shoe" yesterday, but Shenée had to cancel as she was  busy re-homing homeless chickens which I'm sure you must agree is the best excuse for not watching a foreign film ever. 

So today we rescheduled the event, but due to technical issues, we ended up watching La Placard instead. Once again, Shenée just loved it and we had heaps of fun. Craig also popped in again to thank me for "Girlfriend-Sitting" for him. 

Caro feels the same way about me. Lockdown is hard on them both. 

But at least Caro has me to go to the store and get willy-flavoured cheesecake for her. I'm about to take it out of the fridge now. 

I'll let you know how it goes. 

S.