My Other House Is Cleaner

Clean. What a great subject for the first day of Spring. (Could it really be the first day of Spring? What is all that snow and ice doing out there?)

I have devoted years of my life to Clean. I have scoured mile upon mile of counter top, soaked truck loads of baked-on, grease-slicked dishes, polished woodwork until it cried for mercy, pre-treated, washed, dried, and ironed tons of laundry, hunted down and exterminated generations of dust bunnies, bleached and scrubbed and sanitized multitudes of bath fixtures, I have spritzed and sprayed, buffed and burnished.

Ah yes, Clean and I, we're old friends.