Major Surgery

I had a little lump come up on my face that caused some worries so off to the doctors.
He looked at it and told me its a seborrheic keratosis which sounds very impressive but is non cancerous (the main worry). They effect older people so I don't know why I got one.
The doc gave me the option of sorting it now or later, but as he said, it would take longer to make the new appointment than to actually do it, I chose  the now option. Anesthetic injection, quick snip and then cauterising ( a bit smelly) and all done, apart from one very large plaster.
Now sitting here awaiting lots of sympathy