She’s Got Legs……

The leg saga continues….

So today I was worked from home; decided that sitting, with my leg raised was the way forward.

I sat myself at desk additional chair to my left; placed my leg upon it and commenced work.

About half ten I dropped some papers on the floor and I moved my right leg to one side, and bent over to collect.

What you imagined happened did.

My chair slid out from underneath me; right leg shot forward towards the window; raised leg, pinged off the chair, onto the floor in the opposite direction; bringing the chair over on top of it.

The combined effort of one leg sliding across the floor and the other leg pinging and slapping on to the floor had me falling, In slow motion, into the splits… a place my fanny has not been for years.

The slap on my left buttock was eye popping and as I made contact with the floor I fell forward onto my left arm.

And it was there; legs akimbo, face down on the floor with a chair on top of me, that himself found me.

Bless him. He never laughed. He stood not quite knowing what to do… drag me up? Check for broken bones? Ask me what the hell I was doing?

He very graciously rearranged a chair, without wheels, so that I could lever myself up, with the one good arm.

as we stood and checked for injury we decided that beside my pride; there was no serious damage. The groin was sore - but it had just seen more action in 20 Seconds than it has seen in years, so that wasn’t surprising; the buttock was numb with shock. The arm was stiff but serviceable.

Walking has taken on a whole new dimension


And in other news!!! And extra. Tooli is home!!!!! With half a houseful of stuff in her car



Ps. Boys legs not mine. Was in no shape to take a photo. He took photo of his legs to make Me feel better

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