The Thin Blue Line...

...just got thinner. 

Our local cop shop has been abandoned and is now up for sale. So if you fancy a new home with bedrooms that are en-suite (well a metal toilet in the corner) and have thick metal doors this could be the property for you. (How I know what the inside of the cells look like I cannot divulge, lets just say it was a simple misunderstanding).

With no one to chase them, the local criminals have all had to give up crime and get proper jobs.