Cameras at 20 paces at noon in a field in Aby...

...so much more sedate than pistols at dawn. Madam had adopted an anorak suitable for Spring to celebrate the equinox.

The anorak also features in the tale of two bridges in the extra. When the old footbridge became unsafe it was carefully dumped in the nearest hedge to blend with the landscape.

Thank you for all the messages of sympathy (what messages?) after last evening's near miss. I think it was all a bit too late for the boyos to be up, and did you notice it was an English referee who missed awarding a penalty try. An easy mistake; we all make them. Just saying.