No smoke ......

I have come to the conclusion (based on many years research) that I'm rubbish at relationships.

People I like (let's be honest, I'm talking men here) don't like me, and men who like me............are usually axe murderers and/or nutters.

I'm thinking of joining a convent - which leads me to ask this.......

What sort of retirement party does an ex-Pope have? Does he get completely Ratzinger with a few cardinals (poor Keith excepted), and then shuffle off to a home for OAPs (Old Age Popes)?

I think they have a BBQ - which would explain the white smoke......