Paint Your Pretty Picture with a Smile...

Three days ago....wavy lines taking us back.... whooo whooowhoooo who

Me:  "I recently purchased these pens from you - they are hopeless. They are not worth the money I paid for them"

Two Days Ago:

Them "we apologise most profusely that our offering does not meet your exacting standards.  Please send us a photo of the poor quality of which you speak",

One Day Ago.  

Me: "Pft.  Acrylic pens for delicate painting on glass? ? The nib is wibbly wobbly I cannot demonstrate painting with it. You think I could paint on Glass delicately?  You are crazy mad people.  THis is an AWFUL Product". 

Them:  We will give you back £2 and allow you to keep the pens?  that is nice no? 

Today:

Me:  £2??? I'll take £10 back and throw the pens in the bin.  Your product is Rubbish, however your communication skills are excellent, but also rubbish. 


Himself, hears me ranting about a waste of money.  

Asks to see the pen.  Writes on paper with pen.  

"Can't understand what the problem is, It's a nice nib. bright colours". 

Me:  

Looks at Pen.  Confused.  

Pen looks different to my pen.   

Looks closely. Nib is completely different.    

Confused More.  Watches as himself puts lid on pen. 

Me: 

Crawls under the sofa in embarassment.  I had not removed the lid .I had unscrewed half of the pen.  I had revealed the inner workings of the pen. 

Cue:  

Me upstairs, to write groveling apology to seller, and tell them to keep their very generous refund. I am indeedy, a dog with no brain who has no ability to use a pen normally. 


Lays down in embarassment.

Himself : Shakes Head knowingly.