The Victorious Pile

Husband Dear won!!! The evil ancient holy trees are finally out of the ground, ready to be replaced by something that will not threaten our walls and foundations, something that will not prick and hurt whenever we walk by it, and something that will be beautiful and full of birds.

The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.
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