Mission impossible

I feel like a spy.
Except I'd make a Shit spy 'cos i can't lie- it's all out there with me.
But also I keep locking myself out of my internet banking. Basic technology stuff. I think they require that of you these days.
I wouldn't even make Class 1 Beginners Spy School for Dummies.
At least I can scratch that off the career options.

Right, I'm off to eat my security code.