Lunch will be served

Almost the high point of the day - a couple of hours with the wee charge. And I was given instruction on how to make her lunch from my cook. Break one egg. It then gets quite complicated with milk and grated cheese. I should have written it down. NO salt or pepper though. The wee one waited quite patiently throughout.
I know none of you are lawbreakers out there so look away now - current guidelines actually don’t allow this. I’m not allowed to give informal childcare to help out my daughter as she’s not a key worker.  
And now we’ve tightened up even further though I’m not sure what’s changed other than closing ski centres - something that clearly should have been done months ago. And no more four ball golf, just two ball. We’ll have this thing licked in no time. Just a bit of a tragedy that to save old folks in homes we haven’t yet found a way of allowing young folks to attend schools.