OK Canada...

Just after taking this photograph, a squadron of Canada Geese flew overhead and one of them dropped "a bomb" on me. As someone who has often sung the praises of Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver; the Rocky Mountains and the coast of Nova Scotia; the wines of the Okanagan Valley and the music of Neil Young and Joni Mitchell (although not Celine Dion, obvs) I am left wondering what I did to deserve this attack.