Dearie Dsearie me!

Two hours of my life wasted doing a compulsory-but-irrelevant-and-pointless training course where I was taught a little bit of what and zero how.
The only question I got wrong was "How often must you retrain?" I ticked the 5 years box when the 1 year box was correct.
Odd then that this is the first time I have trained in two years.
I suspect that our training dept is trying to look busy now that be have new big American nobs looking around the place.