Black and White Mischief

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

Here you see Punky, caught in the act. A minute earlier, Jasper had been cleaning his nethers and Punky had been about to pounce on him, because that's always funny.

But Jasper - knowing his brother all too well - turned to look and caught Punky who tried to be casual about it. 

"I'm - errrr - I was just - I'm having a bit of a stretch."

A likely story.

A few seconds later and the two of them were tearing about the place, up and down the stairs. Honestly, in cat years they are middle-aged men. You don't see ME getting up to that sort of malarkey. Or licking my bum in the middle of the carpet, neither.

See the extras for extra kitty naughtiness.

The other notable story of the day was when Caro suddenly burst into tears of laughter, while reading her texts.

FEEFS: Was in the middle of reading my book when a cry came out of the bathroom to pass the poo knife.

FEEFS: Apparently it was the size of a loofah. He'll be walking funny after that one.

I complained to Caro that I had no idea that I was marrying into a family that had a poo knife. "I really feel that should have been disclosed earlier," I went on.

Let me just say that if I find any sort of cutting implement in the bathroom I shall be leaving it WELL ALONE.

S.