Synchro Practice

'Doris! You are meant to be doing a back layout, not a front pike! Body extended, face, chest, thighs at the surface. Heads, hips and ankles in line! Yes you have got ankles!
Look at Brenda, see what she's doing!
No I'm not playing favourites.
Doris, who's the Coach here?
When you joined the Club you said you wanted to duet but you just like doing your own thing. It's not fair on Brenda, Doris.
She might be my cousin but she's still a team player.
Yes, it was a very well executed front pike. The concentricity of the circles you produced would have scored a 10 with the judges, but you are meant to be synchronised!
Fine! Take your nose clip and flap off!'