Jack(asses) and (not) the Beanstalk

Some climb ladders, some climb hills,
Some climb mountains, some climb ropes,
But in my little garden, earlier today,
The bendimen climbed Alliums, full of golden hopes;
They thought they looked like beanstalks,
The silly little dopes!

Thanks to admirer for hosting the Silly Saturday challenge. Hope you're having a lovely, warm, sunny weekend.