skittles

I wanted to use last night's eco soil to try this shot, but felt it wasn't vibrant enough so had to buy a packet of skittles. didn't work quite as well as I'd hoped, but here it is anyway.

spent a pleasant afternoon in a garden centre having coffee and a blether and looking at plants. off to make soup now. this came in on an email and it made me smile so I thought I'd share it. apologies if you've seen it already. or if you are a husband.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.

In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Cricket, Football, Golfing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember. over-use of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time.
Good Luck,
Tech Support