Feeling comfy.

Just had a little lie down on the big pile of rugs in John Lewis.
It was a bit like The Princess and the Pea.
If I'd had my rubber pants on it could have been
The Princess has a Pee.
I could have stayed there all afternoon.
But, ach, these salesman, so pernickity.

Someone close to me had a big operation yesterday.
And I am so relieved it all went well. It's not all done
of course, but my buttocks are unclenched, and I got
a call from them so I could tell them how much I love them.

Very important that.